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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
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Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin ?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
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Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!
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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
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Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
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Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
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Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
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Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
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Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
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Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
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Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
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Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
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Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
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Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
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Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
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Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
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Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
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Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
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Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
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Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
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Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
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Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.
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Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
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Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
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Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
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Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
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Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me round no more.”
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”
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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”
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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”
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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
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Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!
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Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!
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Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago
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Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
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Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
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Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
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Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
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Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.
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yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
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Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!
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Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck
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yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W s.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
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Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
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Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
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Yo mama is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
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Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth
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Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in her family tree!
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
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Yo Mama’s so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!
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Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)
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Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
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yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well…
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Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.
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yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.
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ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.
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UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.
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YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
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yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
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YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
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Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
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yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch
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YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
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Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”
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Yo Mama’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”
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You mama’s so skinny ….she can hang glide with a dorito!
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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned of the lights”.
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Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections
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Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
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Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
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Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter.
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Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!
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Yo mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.
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yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET
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Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!
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Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!
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yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Yo Mama’s so fat she sank the Titanic!
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Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
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Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
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Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
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yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..
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Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
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Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.
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your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
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yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.
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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
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yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs
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yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic
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yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!
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Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends
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Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
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yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
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yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
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yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..
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Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
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