CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS GIFTS: SHORTY VERY BOOKS FOR MILITARY READER

McNamara on victory of historian and scholar Arthur Schlesinger, Jr..

His sacred honor of James Carville

The lies, the lead by Paul Begala and Rahm Emanuel

My favorite military leaders by Dee Dee Myers

Vertical envelopment: Aerial assaults by the Vietcong

Cooking with Chef Paul: gourmet recipes for MRE's

Brain teaser for Marines

The United States Navy on infantry

Diplomacy in the Iraq: a guide for the scattered troops

Carrier landings and the B-1

Abseiling for sailors

Viet Nam golf courses

General GIAP: on armor

General George Smith Patton: manners and courtesy

French victory from 1940

Unopposed landing in the Pacific: 1942-1945

Field marshal Goring on diet and exercise

Goebells: His comedies

Tojo: Collected letters and poems

Mussolini: 1000 year alliances for Europe

Stalin: Ethics and principles of Greek culture

Viet Nam hospital guided tour * Jane Fonda by Barbara Streisand. VA Hospital tours of Jane Fonda Alec Baldwin

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Military joke was the night before Christmas

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' Twas the night before Christmas and all through the sky,
Air defences were with electronic eyes.
Combat pilots were embedded in ready room, beds,
Danced like enemy silhouettes in their minds.

Each Jet on the apron, each SAM in its tube
Was associated with blue cube, Triple-redundant
And ELINT and AWACS was reporting so close
That nothing flew could slip through our defense.

If from the Horn arose such a clatter
I see dashed line on the screen, what was wrong.
I got the win and then quickly like lightning,
Fine-adjust the filters from the hash damping.

And it found the source of the alert we had noticed:
An incoming blip preceded by eight escorts.
the word "red alert status!" went down the wire.
As we each system gave the codes, the meant "FIRE!"

On aegis! Patriot, Phalanx and Hawk!
And scramble, that our fighters-let's send the whole flock!
Start bait and rockets! use chaff, through the yard!
The sink to get up! call the National Guard!

She turned towards the goal, moved towards him, convergent.
All finally merged to the tracks on the radar;
And the sky was lit with a demonic light
How the enemy night met his fate in the High Arctic.

So we sent out to look for some Recon debris,
All, what you found, both on land and at sea
Were some toys, a Red Hat, a charred left leather boot,
Broken Sleigh bells, white hair and a deer's parachute.

Now, it's not quite Christmas, shot with Saint Nick.
There are unfortunate children in every village and town.
For the spirit of Christmas cannot hope to escape
All the Web of the defensive measures that we have made carefully.

But on a crash program: day and night, work hard
The Elves are a radar proof slides construct.
So let us wait until next Christmas, in cheer and health;
Has hope for the future: Stealth Santa arrives!

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Excerpts from the military regulations

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Roll if the room temperature of 27 degrees at night, the soldier has up his sleeve four times.

When the water level higher than 1,20 m begins the soldier without instructions with swimming Striche.Die commitment to the salute in this case is deleted.

Reaching the top of the tree which is soldier to stop, climbing without instructions.

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Tips for chiefs of military planners

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1. Never give work me in the morning.Always up to 1800 hours wait and then bring it to mir.Die is refreshing challenge a period.

(2) If it is really a "rush job," lead in and every 10 minutes break me ask how it helps geht.Das.Or better yet hover behind me, advised me on every keystroke.

3. Always, leave me without telling anyone where gehen.Es is a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

4. If my arms full of papers are not boxes, books or accessories, the door open. Must I learn as paraplegic and to open, without arms training is good doors.

5. If you give me more than a job to do, say that me the priority.It is a psychic.

6. Do your best to keep me late.I pray this post and really nowhere to go or do something haben.Ich have no life outside of work. 7. If a job I do like it, you keep it a secret.If that gets it could mean a promotion.

8 If you don't like my work to tell everyone.I like my name in talks to be popular.I was born to whipped cream.

9. If you have special instructions for a job, you write you.In fact, save you, until the job is almost fertig.Keine use confusing me with useful information.

10. Never imagine, those who have been using sind.Ich no right nothing knowing me.I am plankton in the military food chain.If you will refer to you, my wise prints will identify.

11. Say all your small Probleme.Niemand otherwise got me, over all, and it is nice to know someone is like less Glück.besonders me history you pay enough taxes on the new Navigator.

12. Wait until my efficiency annual report and then tell me what mean targets his sollte.Geben been a mediocre performance Rating.Ich am not here for the money anyway.

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