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You can be a 'redneck of ship' if all your male ancestors in the civil war on the side of the Confederate fought.

You can be a 'redneck of ship' If your sister wives of Marines organization wants to join.

Be a 'redneck of ship' when the smell of dead calls make you wake up.

Might be a redneck of ship ', when if your D.I. says "The Crucible women include Navy" and you out screaming, "Yeee doggies, it be Lovin' on the battlefield tonight."

Be a 'redneck of ship' when applied on board a naval task force Iraq heading and one turn young woman Navy Ensign on and shout out "CHARGE."

Can be a 'redneck of ship', when if not white female marine cpl. NYC threatens to occur just made your ass for the sexual advances and you answers, "Wow, cause is it exactly like its older half-sister with my Nutin as a good ass kickin' before sex lickin begins."

Be a 'redneck of ship' If you think a S & M Club sex with Momma means.

Might be a redneck of ship ' when talking about ALL the women call "Darling."

You can be a 'redneck of ship' If you think girls from Nashville, Gatorsburg and Louisville city.

You can be a 'redneck of ship' if the waitress at the local choke and puke calls you a "filthy beast".

Can be a 'redneck of ship', when your D.I. says that to trim the hair out of your nose.

Can be a 'redneck of ship', when your older brother section 8 of the army for masturbate on the parade field.

Can be a 'redneck of ship', when your the reason of the hospital maternity ward, that the character in the birth room reading put up "emergency have sex on this bed."

Can be a 'redneck of ship', when your MOM and sister to comb the hair under their arms.

Be a 'redneck of ship' If you go to the Zoo, delete your pants, take a shit and throw it on the caged gorillas.

Be a 'redneck of ship', when women tell California, keep "you drag your ankles", and have no idea what the hell your talking about.

Can be a 'redneck of ship', when you brought the junior Miss high school Prom Queen to your high school prom night.

You can be a 'redneck of ship' If your classes at the high school often were aborted because the path to the rest area was flooded.

A 'redneck of ship' be if you were really a head and shoulders, which above all the rest of the children in school, this is of course because you'd repeat the first class 3 times.

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