Thursday, January 27, 2011

Pinocchio and splinters


Barbed wire toilet paper stupid prank gift

One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.

"Every time, when I have sex with my girlfriend, splitter gets you." "What can I do?"


"You have tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio had not, so he went to try it.


Gepetto "Pinnochio," said a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your"


"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a friend if you sand paper?"


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