Friday, January 21, 2011

Joke of the day Scottish farmer

The pilot landed an aerobatic biplane in the make a few adjustments to its engine before recently cut a Scottish farmer field. While he tinker with his machine was he noticed the Scotsman and his wife just with great curiosity. The pilot asked the bulkheads, how much he would charge both he and his wife give a ride.

'Well,' said the pilot ' usually free I $50 dollars per, but if both are completely calm during the flight, the ride will be free. When I hear the least amount of noise, you are guilty the full fare. "

The couple quickly climbed aboard and the pilot rolled and took off. Immediately, he continued to put its aircraft through its paces: barrel spins reels, stalls, split S maneuvers, you name it, and he did it. The couple on the back were completely silent in-flight thirty minutes.

After landing, the pilot said, ' I really have to hand it you for the guided tour all the quiet!'

'Yes,"said the Scotsman ' but I admit to me almost heard when the woman fell out.'


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