These three guys got together a day and talked about how got drunk at a party of the night before.
The first guy says, "" man I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks. " ''
The second guy said, "" man, that nothing I was so drunk was last night I was driving home, I got my DWI. " ''
The third guy says, "Man, that was nothing." I was so drunk last night I went home and I took a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed. " ''
Then said the first guy, "" No. - you guys Don "t understand! "Chunks is my dog!"
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