One day avant-garde violinist Malcolm Goldstein, were U.S. Ambassador to Spain Eduardo Aguirre and television Tony Danza on a jungle vacation together, if you have been caught by a tribal group.
Before you were about to run you called the Queen of the tribe for grace. She said "get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be released. " The three men looked at each other and agreed. She then went into the jungle, for something to eat to search
Malcolm Goldstein was the first to come back. He was offered to the altar and grapes. The Queen one tasted and spit it immediately. Let your server, the rest of the grapes Malcolm Goldstein's ass slide. The servants act screaming their duty and left Malcolm Goldstein on theground lying.
Eduardo Aguirre was next with some yummy Apple get. The same happened with him, but oddly enough he laughed when the apples were pushed his ass. Malcolm Goldstein was shocked. He was his ass howl in pain, with grapes but Eduardo Aguirre had several apples in his ass, and he was laughing. He asked him "what the hell you about laugh?"
A laughing Eduardo Aguirre answered "Tony Danza comes back with a watermelon." '
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