Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Joke of the day - the best bar in the world...

A Scotsman, American and an Irishman are in a bar.
Have a good time and all agree that the bar a nice place.

Then says the bulkheads, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, in Glasgow back, is better." "MacDougal's, buy a drink, buy other drink and MacDougal itself will buy your third drink!"

The other voices that sounds like a good place.

Then the Americans say: "Yes, this is a nice bar, but where I come from is better." About Brooklyn is Vinny's site. Vinny's buy a drink, Vinny buy a drink. "Buy an another drink, Vinny buys other drink."

All agree that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Irishman says, "You think that is great?" From coming in Dublin, is this place called Murphy's. "Murphy's buy you your first drink, you buy your second drink, you buy your third drink and then, to take in the back and get laid!"

"Wow!" say the other two. "This is fantastic!" "This happened actually to you?"

"No" answers the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"


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