Joke of the day - Cinderella's three wishes

Cinderella is now almost 70 years old. After a full life with the now dead sat Prince, you like on your rocking chair to watch their veranda with a cat named Gizmo for camaraderie world go by.

A sunny afternoon appeared out of nowhere, the good fairy. Cinderella said "Good fee, what are you doing here after all these years?" The good fairy responds "Well Cinderella, because you have lived a good, healthy life since we last met, I decided to give you 3 wishes." "There is something for which your heart still longs?"

Cinderella is amazed, overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under your breath your first wish expressed. "I wish, I was rich incomprehensible." Immediately your rocking chair was transformed into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned. Cinderella says "Oh fairy godmother thank!" The good fairy replied "It's the least I can do." "What is your second wish?" Cinderella looked at your frail body and said: "I wish I was young and full of beauty of youth." At once, requested your desire, was reality and their beautiful youthful visage had returned. Cinderella felt stirrings in her, that had since dormant and long forgotten strength and vitality began years of course through their souls. Then said the fairy godmother again "have one more wish what you have?" Cinderella looked over to Gizmo, who now tremble in the corner with fear was. "I wish for you, my old cat, Gizmo, to turn into a beautiful and handsome young man." Magically, undertook Gizmo in his Biologicial make up, suddenly so fundamental a change that, if he Stoof he was a boy before it, as beautiful as the world had ever seen you, so in fact, that birds which thus fall fair started, from the sky at his feet.

The good fairy said "Happy birthday Cinderella!" "Enjoy your new life." She disappeared with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity. Gizmo and Cinderella's eyes looked for a few moments. Sat Cinderella, breathless, boy looked at the breathtakingly perfect had ever seen.

Then bent Gizmo went on Cinderella, who was banned in your rocking chair, and held so much you close his muscular arms.He close to your ear and into your ear, as whispered breathed, blowing your golden hair with his warm breath, "I bet you regret choppy with my balls now, huh?"

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