Liar Sermon Religious joke

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Ein Minister, der Liquidation die Dienste eines morgens mit den Worten, Next Sonntag ich werde, um zu predigen zum Thema Lügner.Und in diesem Zusammenhang als Vorbereitung für meine Diskurs, ich möchte Sie alle im siebzehnte Kapitel der Mark zu lesen.

Am folgenden Sonntag, der Prediger stieg auf beginnen und sagte: Nun, dann, alle, die getan haben, wie ich bat und das siebzehnte Kapitel des Mark, lesen Sie bitte heben Sie die Hände.

Fast jede Hand in die Kongregation ging.

Dann sagte den Prediger, Sie sind die Menschen, die ich möchte zu sprechen.Es gibt keine siebzehnten Kapitel von Mark.

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A young man is in a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packages of 3, 9, or 12 and asks you which wants young man.

"Good", he said "I have been seen this girl for a while and you's really hot.""I want the condoms because today evening's the Nacht.Wir dinner have with their parents, and we're going then I feel aus.Und, I gonna get lucky nach.sobald you had me, you want always me so that the 12 pack more would give me."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sets for dinner with his girlfriend and their parents.

He asks if he may give the blessing and agree you sind.Er begins the prayer, but still pray for several minutes.

The girl leans over and says, "You never told me you could religious person."

He leans over you and says, "You never told me that her father is a pharmacist."

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