Question: What does the pig say on the beach on a hot summer day?
A: I am Bacon!
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Two former professors were holiday with their wives in a hotel in the Catskill Mountains. They were a summer evening sitting on the veranda, saw the sun set. The history professor asked the psychology professor "have you..."
Clem drawn across the car from the side of the road and Jed was where he first had sex. "It was there by the tree right." I remember the day clearly. It was a warm...
"How you have managed to buy such a luxury villa, while your income is so low?" asked the IRS auditor. "Well," replied "at the fishing last summer I a big golden fish.... caught" the taxpayer
A Secretary for a foreign embassy exposed a wealthy foreign Ambassador to lunch at a very expensive restaurant in new Ambassador was entertaining... was so excited by the beauty and the presence of the Secretary,
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Dance joke 1 Q. What have you, if only one line dancers to your party? A. a one liner! Dance wit 2 Q. What name two line dancers...
Weather joke 1 you're walking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near the city of London) at the end of a long sunny day. Run on (separate) spirits of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden...
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Cow joke 1 f: how call cattle with a sense of humor? A: laughing stock. Cow joke 2 what the farmer have called the cow, which would not give
Some of these are hilarious, a must read. Air: What MOM mimics an a-year, to eat to get tense beets. ALIEN: What would suspect that MOM had her house penetrated if you clean a child-sized creature discovered...
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