"Big scandal on the new" survivor "-series." Knows, the black and the Spanish teams have been when you turn off the Asian team. Caught cheating "-Jay Leno"
"Hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice could have a new friend." Secretary of State Rice is Canada's Minister for Foreign Affairs, Peter MacKay is linked. It's gotta be cumbersome dating a fellow diplomat. Today, MacKay, as had to promise Condi he would receive permission by the United Nations before he invaded her "-Jay Leno"
"Gen. Colin Powell shocked a lot of people in Washington through speak out against President Bush's policy, say that the world begins to doubt the moral basis of our fight against terrorism." The is what I think he said – it was hard to hear him because he left the room out to his cell at Guantánamo Bay. is pressed, was "-Jay Leno"
"Hillary Clinton of opponent in the US Senate race, Republican, you will run against, has been married three times, had an affair with his Chief of staff, had married with two children with her while with his second wife." "This is the first time in history that a Clinton 'Family values' is candidates."-Jay Leno
Two married friends are, drink one night, when you apply themselves to the other and says "you know, I don't know what else to do." Whenever I go home after we drink I have...
Certain Professor came too late for a presentation to find the most flattering drawing of themselves at the table. Smoking he asked the class Joker in the front row "was, who pray, responsible for this..."
T ' what the night before Christmas - old Santa was pissed he discussed the elves and its list threw miserable little brats, ungrateful little idiots I good spirit to scrap the whole works I have my ass busted...
These three guys got together a day and talked about how drunk you night before.The first guy said were at a party "" man I was so drunk, last night I went home and...
A sexually frustrated wife got some viagra for her husband. Her doctor told her you give a pill a night and that he in with her after a week to check would call...
Three mice are pretty rough in a bar in a neighborhood sit late in the night trying to impress you are how hard each other about it. The first mouse ordered a Scotch, SIPs it from below and...
This is a true story of the late Irish author Brendan Behan, one night in a diabetic coma in a reduced Street Dublin. It was at a time when he was at the height of...
A man enters a bar, sitting, and has a drink. Suddenly, a man he calls "I your mother last night screwed!" Disturbed, the man tries to ignore it. Again, he hears "your MOM...
The old family doctor, a small town away on vacation, is entrusted to his son - the last student his practice. If the old doctor returned the young doctor told him among other things...
A successful businessman flew to Las Vegas for the weekend to play in the Casino. He lost the shirt off his back, his losses were so bad that he risks bankruptcy on his way back! All...
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