A man is home, drive, when you drag from a Policecar a fractional turn signal. The policeman looks into the guys car and sees a collection of knives in the back seat.
"Sir," says the COP. "Why do you have all this knife?"
"You are my juggling act," says the man.
"I don't think you", says the COP "Proving it." So the man gets out of his car and starts the knife juggle. At the same time, a car drives by two guys in it.
"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad that I quit drinking." "These new Sobriety tests are hard."
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