Showing posts with label three. Show all posts
Showing posts with label three. Show all posts

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Joke of the day - Cinderella's three wishes

Cinderella is now almost 70 years old. After a full life with the now dead sat Prince, you like on your rocking chair to watch their veranda with a cat named Gizmo for camaraderie world go by.

A sunny afternoon appeared out of nowhere, the good fairy. Cinderella said "Good fee, what are you doing here after all these years?" The good fairy responds "Well Cinderella, because you have lived a good, healthy life since we last met, I decided to give you 3 wishes." "There is something for which your heart still longs?"

Cinderella is amazed, overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under your breath your first wish expressed. "I wish, I was rich incomprehensible." Immediately your rocking chair was transformed into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned. Cinderella says "Oh fairy godmother thank!" The good fairy replied "It's the least I can do." "What is your second wish?" Cinderella looked at your frail body and said: "I wish I was young and full of beauty of youth." At once, requested your desire, was reality and their beautiful youthful visage had returned. Cinderella felt stirrings in her, that had since dormant and long forgotten strength and vitality began years of course through their souls. Then said the fairy godmother again "have one more wish what you have?" Cinderella looked over to Gizmo, who now tremble in the corner with fear was. "I wish for you, my old cat, Gizmo, to turn into a beautiful and handsome young man." Magically, undertook Gizmo in his Biologicial make up, suddenly so fundamental a change that, if he Stoof he was a boy before it, as beautiful as the world had ever seen you, so in fact, that birds which thus fall fair started, from the sky at his feet.

The good fairy said "Happy birthday Cinderella!" "Enjoy your new life." She disappeared with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity. Gizmo and Cinderella's eyes looked for a few moments. Sat Cinderella, breathless, boy looked at the breathtakingly perfect had ever seen.

Then bent Gizmo went on Cinderella, who was banned in your rocking chair, and held so much you close his muscular arms.He close to your ear and into your ear, as whispered breathed, blowing your golden hair with his warm breath, "I bet you regret choppy with my balls now, huh?"


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Saturday, January 22, 2011

The three stars

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One day avant-garde violinist Malcolm Goldstein, were U.S. Ambassador to Spain Eduardo Aguirre and television Tony Danza on a jungle vacation together, if you have been caught by a tribal group.

Before you were about to run you called the Queen of the tribe for grace. She said "get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be released. " The three men looked at each other and agreed. She then went into the jungle, for something to eat to search


Malcolm Goldstein was the first to come back. He was offered to the altar and grapes. The Queen one tasted and spit it immediately. Let your server, the rest of the grapes Malcolm Goldstein's ass slide. The servants act screaming their duty and left Malcolm Goldstein on theground lying.


Eduardo Aguirre was next with some yummy Apple get. The same happened with him, but oddly enough he laughed when the apples were pushed his ass. Malcolm Goldstein was shocked. He was his ass howl in pain, with grapes but Eduardo Aguirre had several apples in his ass, and he was laughing. He asked him "what the hell you about laugh?"


A laughing Eduardo Aguirre answered "Tony Danza comes back with a watermelon." '


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Friday, January 21, 2011

Three drunk men

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These three guys got together a day and talked about how got drunk at a party of the night before.

The first guy says, "" man I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks. " ''


The second guy said, "" man, that nothing I was so drunk was last night I was driving home, I got my DWI. " ''


The third guy says, "Man, that was nothing." I was so drunk last night I went home and I took a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed. " ''


Then said the first guy, "" No. - you guys Don "t understand! "Chunks is my dog!"


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Friday, July 16, 2010

Joke of the day - three men and A River

Three men have been through a forest walk if you raging over a large came, violent River.

Need to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, give me the strength to the river crossing" poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim about in 2 hours have drowned almost twice.

To witness that the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to the river crossing" poof! God gave him a rowing boat and strong arms and strong legs, and he could about in about an hour after nearly capsized once row.

See the first two men what, the third man prayed: "God, give me the strength, the tools and intelligence cross the river" poof! he was transformed into a woman.It checks the card, moved hundreds of meters up stream and went over the bridge.

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Friday, July 9, 2010

Joke of the day - three women

Three women left separately after drink Guinness very late at night until the morning. They met the next day for an early pint and compared notes that most had been drunk.

The first gal claimed that the drunkest was, saying, "I went straight home, went into the House and as soon as I came through the door, I blew chunks".

To that second gal replied: "You think that was drunk? I have in my car, drove the car park and wrapped my car to the first tree I saw." "I didn't even insurance!"

And the third announced "I was drunk by far most.""I got home, I go a candle in a big fight with my husband, knocked over and burned the whole House!"

They all looked at each other for a moment.Then the first gal says: "I don't think my ladies, verstehen.Chunks is my dog."

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