' Twas night after Christmas and all through the trailer gone flat beer and pizza was staler. The pipe hanging socks, blank, no candy or toys, and I was on my old lay-Z-Boy camped.
Christmas present
The children were not you talk, me or my wife said worst Christmas, you would have had in their lives. My wife could not argue, and neither I could so I saw TV and my wife, she screamed only.
In the courtyard the dog barkin' started, I got up and saw I saw Sheriff Larkin. He cried, "I'm sworn to comply with the laws Roy and I have a complaint from one named Claus Feller."
I said "Claus, I don't know, not is no one named Claus, and you take me without probable cause." Then the Sheriff "The man was shot dead last night." he said, I said: "that would have me, exactly what he sees how."
The Sheriff replied "a jolly old Feller with a big belly beer belly, is he who shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly." "He sports a long beard and a nose like a cherry." I said "Sheriff, that sounds like my wife sister Sherri."
"There is no time for jokes Roy" the Sheriff, he said. "The man, the I in describe all in red dressed." I'm here for the truth now, it's time to come clean. "Tell me what you did, tell me what you have seen."
Well I started to lie, then what thought the hell it was not the first time that I spent new years in prison. I said "sheriff it happened yesterday evening about ten and I thought that my wife had drunk again."
If you in went from work she was white as a ghost. I thought, maybe a UFO had seen you. But said that a bunch of deer had flown over the head and red on the roof of our good neighbor stopped.
Well I ran outside to look and the sight made me shudder, a freezer full of game standing directly on Red's gutter. My hands were good a shakin ', as I grabbed my pistol if outta's Red chimney ran this Feller.
And posted his back was this bag over flowin'. I thought he stole's red stuff, while old red from bowling'. So I yelled "Drop fat boy, hands in the air!" But he went about his business, as he had no care.
So I popped up a warning about his head shot. Also he left pocket and he jumped in the slide. And when he flew way I heard to blackmail him, "this is attack with intent Roy, I'll see ya in court."
