Joke of the day - three women

Three women left separately after drink Guinness very late at night until the morning. They met the next day for an early pint and compared notes that most had been drunk.

The first gal claimed that the drunkest was, saying, "I went straight home, went into the House and as soon as I came through the door, I blew chunks".

To that second gal replied: "You think that was drunk? I have in my car, drove the car park and wrapped my car to the first tree I saw." "I didn't even insurance!"

And the third announced "I was drunk by far most.""I got home, I go a candle in a big fight with my husband, knocked over and burned the whole House!"

They all looked at each other for a moment.Then the first gal says: "I don't think my ladies, verstehen.Chunks is my dog."

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What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?
Enjoy all the head but.

What is the similarity between a microwave and a man?
Both hot in 15 seconds.

Why be no man both handsome and intelligent?
Unless a woman would make him.

Why is a man's brain the size of a peanut?
Because it is swollen,.

Why are the batteries better than men?
Batteries have at least one positive end.

Why does it take a million sperm to an egg fertilize?
Because sperm are male and you refuse questions for directions.

Why men the letter Q?
Because it is a big fat zero with a small protrusion.

Why not marry women as often these days?
Because Bacon would you prefer as a pig in the living room in the fridge.

What is the similarity between a VCR and a man?
Go forward, backward, forward, backward, stop and eject.

Why is the male intelligence more value than the female?
It is rare.

Why there are men?
Who else should be to mow the lawn.

What do you call an attractive, intelligent and sensitive man?
A rumor.

What do you hear never having good sex?
Honey, I'm home!

Why men don't go through menopause?
You never left puberty.

How do you know that a man is lying?
His lips are moving.

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