Joke of the day - a mother's dictionary

Bottle feeding: an opportunity for Daddy to obtain 2 am.

Defense: would you what better to de have farm if you to let children play outside.

Hyper salivation: Like washing Anfangsschwierigkeiten babies your Chins.

Dumbwaiter: One, which asked, if dessert would take care of the children to the order.

Family planning: art spacing their children the correct distance from each other, to keep the financial disaster at the of

Feedback: The inevitable result if the tense carrots not appreciate the baby.

Full name: what your child calling, if you are mad at him.

Grandparents: People, which is to think your children wonderful, although you are safe, you are not this right raising.

Hearsay: What children do if someone turn dirty mutters.

Impregnable: A woman, whose Speicher of work is still alive.

Independent: how we want our children to be as long as everything we say.

Eighth: What is your child currently do you it cry too late.

Prenatal: If your life was still something separate.

Preprared birth: a contradiction in terms.

Puddle: small body of water, other small bodies take dry footwear into records.

Demonstration: a child which is more than your talented.

Sterilize: What do you do your first baby pacifier by boiling and your last baby pacifier by on it blows.

Storeroom: Distance between supermarket aisles required so that children can achieve quite something in the shopping cart.

Tempered Tantrums: what should be kept to a minimum the children do not disturb.

Top floor bed: where should you take a child never set Superman Jamyang awards.

Two-minute warning: If the baby face in red and starts to make known grunting noises.

Verbale: can whine in words

Whodunit: None of the children, in your home life.

Whoops: An exclamation, the approximately translated "get a sponge".

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