Two private in Fort Campbell stationed shovels were passed and said to bury a great, dead animal. During digging you got about what you were buried in a dispute. "This is a big Mule!"
"This is not a mule this here's a donkey."
"Mule!"
"Jackass!"
"Well, this going for a while, until the camp Kaplan came through.""What are you guys?"
"We are a grave for this Mule diggin' '."
"Damn ass!"
Kaplan, cut in, "boys, is this not either a it's an ass."
An hour later, the camp commander came and said, "what are you men do to dig a hole?"
"No. Sir.Diggin we are an asshole '."
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