What do a dumb blonde peroxide and a 747 together?
Both have a black box!
Why was the rubber air fly? It got pissed off.Permalink the flying condom...
The priest and the rabbis were on a plane flying across the ocean when the aircraft engine problems. Everyone was doomed verurteilt.Der priests turned to the Rabbi and said: "before I die there is something..."
A photographer for a national magazine has been assigned to take pictures of a large forest fire.He was advised that a small plane waiting fliegen.Der would arrived to him over the fire author...
A helicopter was to fly over Seattle when an electrical malfunction cleared all aircraft electronic navigation and communication equipment. Due to the clouds and fog the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position....
A man was food in a chic restaurant and there was a beautiful woman who eat at the next table.He had been checking it out all night, but lacked the nerve to go to speak...
What space joke 1, calling an alien spaceship dripping water?A crying saucer!Room wit 2 what you overweight ET call?An extra cholesterol!...
An Asian man haben.Am went switch in a bar in Hawaii to some drinks he sat next to the famous Hollywood director Steven Spielberg by one liter of alcohol already ahead war.Nach...
T ' what the night before Christmas - old Santa was pissed he discussed the elves and its list threw miserable little brats, ungrateful little idiots I good spirit to scrap the whole works I have my ass busted...
Witch joke 1 What do witches ring for in a hotel? B Room Service.Hexe have joke 2 was your long black hair to hear about the witch who ashamed? you always...
Aviation joke 1 Gets a little guy on a plane and sits next to the Fenster.Ein few minutes later, a large, heavy, strong plops down in the seat mean looking rough guy after next to...
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