A King wanted the mood of his favorite ass to improve, which depressed, was a proclamation that he deleted the he someone in the Kingdom 200 gold pieces would pay if you make his ass happy. many have tried, all failed.
Then a jester went to see the ass, and when he came out the ass was indeed happy – so happy in fact, he laugh heartily war.Der jester got the gold, but a few days passed and the King couldn't "t make the ass stop laugh." So he was out other proclamation saying 500 gold pieces to anyone would pay that stop the donkey could make.
The jester returned, went to see in the ass for a few seconds and cried when he came out of the donkey. The King asked the jester as he tat.Der jester said, "I will for a further 200 gold say."
If the jester had received his gold he reveals, "on my first visit, I said the donkey time showed greater than his war.Dieser my cock I him."
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