Two women were a Friday sitting und.Eine speak woman looked up and saw your man on the street with a bouquet of flowers in hand coming.
Rolling his eyes and said, "there comes the asshole with flowers in its Hand.Nun will he me to expect at the weekend on my back with my legs in the air."
Her friend answered immediately: "You you have a vase?"
Under his seat in its Chambers to judge the opposing attorneys."So," he said, "I, both of you, has unveiled a bribery." Both lawyers were uncomfortable. "You Attorney Leon, gave me..."
One evening, a family brings her frail, elderly mother in a nursing home and makes you hope you well maintained sein.Am next morning the nurses Baden, feed breakfast...
Snake joke 1 talk where two snakes. The 1st one Sidney, said we are the kind of snakes that wrap around our extraction and crushing and crush until you're dead?Or...
Frog joke 1 a librarian quiet work, was if three in went and jumped up to the counter chickens eyed her and said "EAC EAC EAC" not sure sane was that gave you...
Is insect joke 1 what hum Choo, hum Choo?A bee with a cold! is insect joke 2 what a bee's favourite classical music composer?Bee thoven!Insect joke 3.
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The doctor fixes Internet joke 1 what kind of broken sites?A URLologist.Internet joke 2 f: how many Internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: exactly...
Different animal joke 1 what a giant polar bear call? nothing, you simply run way! various animals joke 2 see what animal you off as if in one...
Dog joke 1 A man took his dog to the veterinary surgeons and asked the vet the dogs cock fully to entfernen.Der veterinarian confused, said "why you want me to do?..."
"Firefighter joke 1 the fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.""" Mr. Graham Sir, is White Hart Lane on fire! ""The cups man! save the cups! ", yells George."UH...
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