An ophthalmologist, cardiac surgeon and an HMO Executive die and are in heaven.The doctor asks God why would he in the sky can be, and the doctor explains people save God he helped or your sight says wieder.Gott "to the sky, my son welcome."
God then asks the cardiac surgeon, what he had done in life should allow him to heaven. "I business people before the death of heart attacks and heart disease, "the doctor answers. Welcome to heaven, my son,"" God says.
God then applies the HMO Exekutive.Gott asked him what he was, and the man answered that he worked for an HMO. God says "to the sky, my son, welcome", "but you have to leave in two days."
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It was a long, long line of spirits at the gate, waiting in the Himmel.Nicht could all these spirits in the sky, fit, so those that died in worst death would be allowed...
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