All you have to do a surface warfare or supply officer be is complete at home training curriculum in the following pipelines:
1. Navigator: Bind a brick to the neck and stare out of the living room window for hours at a time.Call your father every time when a car from your House übergibt.Nehmen you camp to random streetlights.
2. Lieutenant: Patterns of children out in the Hinterhof.Sagen you you to paint the House haze gray. If your 10 year old paint a gallon in the pool spilled, decrease it at age 9 and cut his remuneration.
3. Combat information center Officer (CICO): Turn all the lights the House and put you earmuffs on all children the hoch.Setzen a/C, and make to a blank screen for 8 hours a time sitting in front.You abuse if you can't, a senior figure officer afloat, from the kitchen on the ground floor bathroom immediately erhalten.Resort to several years intensive psychotherapy.
4. Senior tactical Officer (STO): ranting strut around the House to everyone you see in a rare form of old Gaelic. If you don't understand, giggling and you say that the microwave and toaster "just talk aren't."
5. FCO: Follow randomly to STO.Nach you nodding in agreement.
6. Main propulsion assistance (MPA): pour can your lawn mower's gasoline in the pool. Run three times around the House, you have 12 rolls of toilet paper in the pool. Finally, pull the phone book and call everyone in neighborhood and tell you "it was only a Cup's value."Resort excessive alcohol consumption.
7. Weapons officer: Making the entire families shoot shotgun in the Pool.Roll out the family garden hose to the front lawn and spray no suspicious visitors including your neighbors and the postman.Tell grandma who can come is to visit the children because they contained in the access list. V 8.FSO: Drive around the neighborhood local Kinder.Verkleiden settled you silly outfits and force you to do all the housework.If you protest, make sit in 150 ° C water bath and happily throw you food and plastic cups.
9. Electrical officer: lay around the House to occasionally get up and go to the basement to travel random circuit breakers and time how long it takes STO it to find its way into the darkness.
10. Anti submarine warfare (ASW) officer: about once a year, throw a pickle in the pool.Put on a blindfold, and bind a you your hands behind her back with a small garden Schlauch.Tauchen and try the cucumber with your mouth to finden.Haben you children, the Green flares to you every 10 minutes fire.
11. Power supply officer: Walk of bedroom, bedroom with magical bottomless coffee in hand.Install skillfully guy roommate accident in the foreground to conversation draw from the fact that you are forced, use saran wrap standard as underwear while waiting for the 3 week laundry turnaround time expiration.
12. German exchange officer: follow to supply Officer.Nach random nod in Einvernehmen.V 13.Schadenskontrolle assistance (DCA): bodies walk away during the night, your alarm clock to randomly jump up and as soon as you can ensure that button on the top button the shirt and order your pants into your socks attract. close every door in the House, then run out in the backyard and then the garden hose.
14. CSO: See FCO
15. Operations officer: Climb to the highest point of the House and headlong into the entrance springen.Vertrauen me the better on this way.
16. The Executive Board: Every so often take the cat in the pool and scream "Man overboard, starboard" then run into the House and the counter to fegen.Schreien at the woman and the children with the kitchen "stowed all pans and utensils from for sea."
17. Chief Engineer: Crawl in a sleeping bag and bind it to its end aus.Haben children beat mercilessly with Wiffle ball bats during your wife screams at you through a megaphone "Engineering Casualty, Engineering Casualty."
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