A young man is the view of the animals around the Zoo. Suddenly he remembers about an appointment that he planned.Unfortunately, he forgot his Uhr.Er Searchs for someone who could give him the time.
"He sees a zoo keeper standing next to an elephant."Excuse me, Lord, ", says the young man"Do you know what time is it?""
The Zoo keeper reached at the elephant, grabs his balls and starts to play.
"Mmmmm, 3: 00 p.m. is," replies the Zoo keeper.
The young man looks him in awe, "How did you know that?" The Zoo keeper looks "I looked at the clock on the right wall behind you." back to the man,
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