A bus load of politicians were on a road, if suddenly the bus ran away from the road and plunged into an old farmer's barn.
The old farmer got out of his tractor and went to investigate.
Soon he dug a hole and bury the politicians.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and the old farmer asked where all politicians had gone.
The old farmer told him he had buried you.
The Sheriff asked the old farmer "Healing, you were dead all?"
The old farmer said "well, some of you said you were not, but you know how politicians lie crooked."
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