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An expert from psychology conservative rescuer is observed that sea rescue operations two categories from the shore of rescuers können.Eine a man, solves a 25 metre rope with a person drown 50 m from the shore and cry with perhaps his characters encouragement for him, the other half for the swim.

A liberal rescuer solves a 50-foot rope to a person only 25 m from the shore and to throw it, can the other end and walks away, go to other good deed.

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A nurse army was asked for an exam: "What is a blood vessel?"



She said "A pirate ship."


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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Implementation of the plan... or shit as happened

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At first there was the plan.

And then came the assumptions.

And the assumptions were without form.

And the plan was completely without substance.

Chief of plans said the Scheduler: "it is a Crock which shit and it stinks!"

The Chief of the plans which G3 then said: "it is a bucket of manure and meet none of the smell."

The G3 Chief of staff then said: "it is a container of excrement and that none can smell is very strong.

The Chief of staff said then ADC(M): 'it is a ship of fertilizers and none can meet its strength."It contains the plant growth aid and it is very strong."

The ADC(M) tells the CG: "" it promotes growth and it is leistungsstark.Es very will promote the efficiency of the system and the victory for the future.

The CG reviewed the plan and said: "" this is good.

And the plan was an order.

And that is how shit happens.

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Joke of the day - expecting a baby

For weeks one held six - year old man his teachers tell first class baby brother or sister who was expected in his house.

One day, the mother of the young movements of the unborn child to feel.The six - year old was obviously impressed, but no comment made. in addition, finished he tell by his teacher about the upcoming event.

The teacher finally sat the young on your lap and said, "" Tommy, become independent is that brother or sister, that you have expected baby home,?""

Tommy burst-in tears and confessed, I think, he ate Mami!

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