Sunday, July 4, 2010

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This is like the military through a Navyman to me.

First was the air force that flys in and bomb the Hill.

Next to the Navy to calculate the Hill and kill nothing moves.

After the army in puts the flag is and it is as you have done something special.

All while sitting back Navy and the rules of the world.

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Saturday, July 3, 2010

The differential theory of special operations forces. OR. The snake model

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When a snake in the operation (AO):



Leg:

Running, screaming removed from the queue.



Paratrooper:

Kill the snake.



Armor:

Running over Snake, Giggles, and looks more snakes.



Infantry (Alto)

"Ugh! see ME Snake.Me as Snake.Ouch! me no like snake."



Army aviation

Has GPS grid to away to schlängeln.Snake not found back to base crew be rest and a manicure (global positioning system mapping/search features with satellites).



Ranger:

It plays with snake then eats.



Ranger (Alto)

Accesses the snake home and protects it for use by friendly lines.



SEAL:

Expends snake bites the SEAL all ammunition, several grenades and calls for naval shots in a failed attempt, the snake to töten.Die and then moves to security.



Corps artillery:

Kill the snake, but in the process, several hundred civilians with a massive kills TOT with three FA BDEs in Unterstützung.Mission is a success and everyone be awarded silver stars (cooks, mechanics, legal staff, etc.).



Marine Recon:

Follows the snake and lost.



Combat controller:

Does the snake elsewhere.



Save para:

Wounds the snake in the first encounter and then feverishly working to save the life line.



Special forces:

Makes contact with the queue build rapport, WINS his heart and mind, then trains it to kill other snakes.


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Keep the noise down

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Tower: Disable Eagle 08 for noise right 45 degrees.

Pilot: Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we do?

Tower: Gehört Mr, have always the noise which makes an F-15, if it is a 727?

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Navigate to the base

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She had lost two young pilots too many drinks in the local Tavem.Auf which was way back into the base.

Suddenly one of them stopped and said: "" Hey, Joe, we ' ze Shemetery.Hier INA is a tombstone. ""

"Whosh is it?" asked Joe.

"The plane is a match, the stone angeschaut and said," Don "Hish know name but he you wash sure that an old Mann.Sagt of Hunert and twenty."

"Wow," said his buddy."Perhaps washing it Michael? '" A different game is on the plane.

"He"Nope""reports.It was Shum guy named miles to Chatham.„

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Friday, July 2, 2010

LOST AND FOUND

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"A man said"Only imagine". As my friend Jackson to going was Board to go to his camp after he was entered it enabled train running and leave the city and the recruiters could not to find it.„

"Lost his nerve?"

"No - found."

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