The differential theory of special operations forces. OR. The snake model

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When a snake in the operation (AO):



Leg:

Running, screaming removed from the queue.



Paratrooper:

Kill the snake.



Armor:

Running over Snake, Giggles, and looks more snakes.



Infantry (Alto)

"Ugh! see ME Snake.Me as Snake.Ouch! me no like snake."



Army aviation

Has GPS grid to away to schlängeln.Snake not found back to base crew be rest and a manicure (global positioning system mapping/search features with satellites).



Ranger:

It plays with snake then eats.



Ranger (Alto)

Accesses the snake home and protects it for use by friendly lines.



SEAL:

Expends snake bites the SEAL all ammunition, several grenades and calls for naval shots in a failed attempt, the snake to töten.Die and then moves to security.



Corps artillery:

Kill the snake, but in the process, several hundred civilians with a massive kills TOT with three FA BDEs in Unterstützung.Mission is a success and everyone be awarded silver stars (cooks, mechanics, legal staff, etc.).



Marine Recon:

Follows the snake and lost.



Combat controller:

Does the snake elsewhere.



Save para:

Wounds the snake in the first encounter and then feverishly working to save the life line.



Special forces:

Makes contact with the queue build rapport, WINS his heart and mind, then trains it to kill other snakes.

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