Irish one liner jokes

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Irish one-liners joke 01
"Question:" I hear Murphy died, said "Pat""What he sick long?"
"A."No,"said Mick.""He died in excellent health."

Irish one-liners joke 02
Question: "O'Ryan,"asked the drugstore"did, Mud wrap, I have given you improve your wife Bridget look?"
A. "it certainly act"O'Ryan replied,"but it keeps fallin ' off!"

Irish one-liners joke 03
"Question:" well, Mike, ", said the doctor."I can not quite your case diagnostizieren.Ich think it must be the drink."
"A." sure, this is all right, doctor, "said Mike.""I know how Fühlen.Ich come back, if you're sober."

Irish one-liners joke 04
Question: "why you Irish to do always answer to a question with a question?" asked President Franklin D. Roosevelt.
A. "do we do now?", came New York Mayor Al Smith's response.

Irish one-liners joke 05
Q. a severe storm crested by Carlow last week and destroyed the entire city:
A. $ 10 value damage was reported.

Irish one-liners joke 06
Question: an American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why it is that if I ask a question an Irish, he responds with another question?"
A. "Who that said?" asked paddy.

Irish one-liners joke 07
Question: on IRA man shows the pearly gates and St. Peter comes to begrüßen.St it.Peter takes a look and says "I don't think you can get here."
A. the IRA man says, "If you want? have twenty minutes to"

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