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MAN: I want to buy some dog food.
Have checkout LADY: you a dog?
MAN: Yes.
Checkout is LADY: where he?
MAN: He is at home.
Checkout LADY: I'm sorry, I can not this dog food sell to you, unless I see the Hund.Speichern you policy.

The man returns the next day.
MAN: I want some cat to buy food.
Have checkout LADY: you a cat?
MAN: Yes.
Checkout LADY: now... where is he?
MAN: He is at home!
Checkout LADY: Sorry, I can this cat to sell if I see your cat food to you.

The man returns the next day.
Checkout is LADY: what's in the bag?
MAN: put your hand inside.
Checkout LADY: hmmm...It has! what is it?
MAN: I want some toilet paper to buy.

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