If the girl does not want the young jokes

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HE: I am a photographer, I've been looking for a face like you!

You: I am a plastic Chirurg.Ich looked for a face like yours!

HE: may I have the pleasure of this dance?

SHE: No, I want to have some fun!

HE: How did you get to be beautiful?

You: I must have been your share!

HE: will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I am having a headache this weekend!

HE: go to not shy sein.Fragen me out!

SHE: Okay, out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? are you leaving?

HE: what would you say if I asked u marry me?

SHE: Nothing.Ich can not talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: I can have your name?

SHE: Why one does not already have?

HE: shall we go and see a movie?

You: I've already seen!

HE: you think it was fate, we brought together?

SHE: No, it was just bad luck!

HE: where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hide you.

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