Hillbilly's letter home from the army

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Dear MA and PA

Most good. Hope are.Say brother Walt and brother Elmer of the army beats, work on old man Minch of a Meile.Sagen you you, to quickly join, before maybe all seats are filled. I was restless at first because you got in bed to almost 6 am remain, but am always how I sleep late.

Walt and Elmer say everything you do before breakfast is smooth your crib and lights some things - not pigs to slop, feed, to pitch, mash to mix wood to share to set fire. Virtually nothing. Got to shave, but it's not bad in warm water.

Breakfast is strong on toppings such as cereals, eggs, bacon, fruit juice, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, beef, ham steak, fried eggplant, pie and regular eating. But say that live on coffee Walt and Elmer, sitting between two young city. Sell your food plus keeps till noon if you get fed.

It's no wonder that this young city can go much. We go to "route marches," which says the Sgt., long walks to us are hardening. If he thinks so it is not my place to say different. A "route March" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then all get sore feet and we return the city of guys in truck. It is nice, but terribly shallow. The Sgt. is like Schullehrer.Er some NAGs.Is like the School Board. Cols. and gene. simply drive around and frown. Don't mind none.

This is called kill next Walt and Elmer with laughter.I receive medals for Dreharbeiten.Ich white warum.Das isn't porthole located near as big as a squirrel and not move.And it is not on you, as the Higsett is young schießen.Alles what you have to do, are all within easy and not hit it you even your own cartridges.They come in boxes.Make sure to say, Walt and Elmer, hurry and before other fellows on this setup get and come join refugees.

Your loving son, Zeb

PS speaking of shoot, included is $ 200 for barn roof and ma Zähne.Die City Young shoot craps but not very good.

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