Famous romantic UN chat up lines jokes

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Chat you up line joke 01
I love your smile, your face and your eyes
Damn, I am well lies!

Chat you up line joke 02
I see your face when I dream
That is why I always shouting wake up.

Chat you up line joke 03
I want to feel its sweet embrace
But do not take that paper bag away from your face.

Chat you up line joke 04
Hovering the loving beauty with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Chat you up line joke 05
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything that you are not.

Chat you up line joke 06
No words can say my feelings for you,
With the exception of "maybe go to hell."

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